January 2010
9 posts
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“Mmmm. You can really taste the satan in this punch. It’s beelzebubbly.”
– Aleister Crowley
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“Before we get back to the revolution, let me sit for a moment. Hey, this is a...”
– Ethan Allen
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“I don’t care how big it was. I’m not going to make a flag to honor...”
– Betsy Ross
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“Joke’s on you. My head is filled with candy.”
– Anne Boleyn
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“I ask for dessert and you bring me a fruit cup? Do you realize what I’ve...”
– Paul Cézanne
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“To be honest, every time I say my name, he just shouts from the other room,...”
– Horace Smith
“What’s that? Oh. Umm. No, I can’t take out the trash now. My hair...”
– Samson
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“For the umpteenth time, I’m right here.”
– Marco Polo
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“No, I’m telling you. Adolf was doing a crossword puzzle and wanted to know...”
– Mata Hari